Uh oh, it's Don Corneo, that absolutely pathetic fat piece of lard that tried to seduce Cloudia, and he wants to steal what we just stole belongs to us. Don't people ever learn? Stealing is bad.

It's a good thing we've got Darryl in our party, his British wits will save us. Either that or Corneo's just too easily distracted by the most disturbing of things. Will we escape with the Premium Hearts intact or will we forever have our eyes scarred by what lies behind? Find out in this week's chapter of our ever stupendous misadventures.

And just in case you didn't know Cloud and Barret were into drag, well, then I guess you're in for a lovely surprise!

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Now is it just me or did Final Fantasy VII actually tackle a lot of very adult themes?