The Misadventures Of Final Fantasy Union: Diarrhea Applies To Many Things
Wed, Sep 1st, 2010, 7:32 pm (EST) by Colin
What time is it!? It's TIGER TI- oh wait, this isn't an alcoholic beverage commercial. It's time for our weekly misadventures! We last left off with a good amount of climbing to do. Shinra's hosting an all-you-can-eat buffet and I'm not one to pass up on free food, trap or not.
There's always a catch though and it looks like we're not where we thought we would be. Tifa's a bit lost and Barret has to change Cloud's diapies. Meanwhile, the two adventurers attempt to find out where they are by communicating with the local denizens.
Hit that read more button for this week's chapter of our misadventures!
The Misadventures of Final Fantasy Union: The Cake Is A Lie
Thu, Aug 26th, 2010, 3:13 pm (EST) by Colin
Thought you could escape my wily charms eh Tifa? Think again. The duo's back this week and they are joined - reluctantly - by Tifa and - not so reluctantly - two other members of Avalanche that you may recognize.
We're gonna crash that all-you-can-eat buffet, trap or not. However, there's quite the wall that stands between us and stuffing our faces with cake. Will there ever be a time when there aren't any hurdles to cross? When will all the running and climbing end? Is the cake a lie!?
Find out in this week's chapter of our ever stupendous misadventures.
The Misadventures Of Final Fantasy Union: It's Rude To Stare
Wed, Aug 18th, 2010, 7:09 pm (EST) by Colin
Ladies and gentlemen, what important lesson have we learned in the previous chapters? Strange things happen in Midgar, for better or worse. Sometimes it's best not to question it, just think of it as a natural ecosystem.
Anyway! Having escaped the dastardly clutches of Don Corneo thanks to the impeccable timing of Cloudia and Barret...ette? The duo continue on their journey, wondering why they even stole a heart-shaped knuckleduster in the first place.
The answer hits them, or me at least, pretty darn hard.
The Misadventures Of Final Fantasy Union: It's Behind You
Wed, Aug 11th, 2010, 5:32 pm (EST) by Colin
Uh oh, it's Don Corneo, that absolutely pathetic fat piece of lard that tried to seduce Cloudia, and he wants to steal what we just stole belongs to us. Don't people ever learn? Stealing is bad.
It's a good thing we've got Darryl in our party, his British wits will save us. Either that or Corneo's just too easily distracted by the most disturbing of things. Will we escape with the Premium Hearts intact or will we forever have our eyes scarred by what lies behind? Find out in this week's chapter of our ever stupendous misadventures.
The Misadventures Of Final Fantasy Union: Crime Doesn't Pay
Wed, Aug 4th, 2010, 8:39 pm (EST) by Colin
Listen up and listen good, crime doesn't pay people. Got it memorized?
Oops, wrong game.
Anyway, it's Wednesday and we're back with another chapter of our lovely misadventures! Darryl and Colin made a bit of an exciting detour last week into the Honeybee Inn. Strange things happened, let's leave it at that.
This week, we explore the ins and outs of the Wall Market and in the midst of all the bustling sushi vendors and wise-crack fortune tellers lies an abandoned shed that houses a particular treasure. I think I know that you know what I'm talking about.
See this week's chapter after the jump.
The Misadventures Of Final Fantasy Union: The HoneyBee Inn
Wed, Jul 28th, 2010, 6:40 pm (EST) by Colin
We're back again with yet another chapter of our lovely misadventures. Last we left off, we had a bit of a run in with the local creatures of Midgar. Surely many of you recognize that evil house.
Now the duo's made their way towards the Wall Market and come across one of the more "popular" locales. In an attempt to find more information on what they could possibly take on next, the two push forward…and always remember, what happens in the HoneyBee Inn, stays in the HoneyBee Inn.
See this week's chapter after the jump.
The Misadventures Of Final Fantasy Union: Beware The Random Battles
Wed, Jul 21st, 2010, 6:02 pm (EST) by Colin
Remember ye old days of running through the overworld, lacking potions and phoenix downs, your health is down to but a teeny slice of the health bar and dreading that one random battle that would send you packing back to the save point you reached about five hours before?
Yeah, those were the good days.
Well, it doesn't happen so much anymore since battles since Final Fantasy XII have not featured random assaults on your party. Instead, we've had the luxury of picking our fights, granted that introduces some sense of strategy - ie, he's too tough, let's go around - and it's true that there's only been two main entries into the franchise since then, XII and XIII, but let's not forget about all those spinoff games that Square Enix probably made a ton of cash from.
ANYWAY, I digress, it's Wednesday and I've miraculously not torn my hair out worrying about finishing the comic on time since, well, it's finished on time! Hooray, let's hope it stays that way. Last week we finally found Kyle and decided to make our way North, unfortunately we don't have a compass and so we follow the group of singing black cloaked dudes instead. They seem to know the way.
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